Imagine, you’re out and about with your camera when all of a sudden … you catch a dog yanking on some hottie’s top exposing her breasts. What you’ve got right there is not just an image that’ll happily last a lifetime, but one that could instantly go viral – launching your newfound photography career. It’s images like that – or these – that the whole world just loves to see. Have a look…
The next time someone calls you a “dumb ape” – show them this. I mean, do these apes look dumb to you? I don’t think so. If anything, they’ve got great taste and huge balls!
Life is all about perspective. And from this perspective – that old dude looks like he’s getting one hell of a blow jo…
Here’s exhibit B. for monkeys knowing what’s up. Like this hottie’s skirt.
I always thought figure skating was a crappy sport. But once I saw this image of a figure skater crapping out another one (during a performance no less) – I just knew I was right.
So not the girl you’d bring home to mom. But totally the girl you bring to a hot dog eating contest, or, just bring home. I mean, just look at her go at that foot-long!
Along with monkeys, let’s add dogs to the brightest animals list, shall we?
Some people have a great head on their shoulders. This Olympian however, only has a great foot on hers.
A lifelong fear of walking on a dirt road after it rains in 3… 2… 1…
Who says dog’s a man’s best friend. He’s not. The wind is.
Didn’t we just say that’s dog is not a man’s best friend? Well it appears it’s not a woman’s either. See, more proof.
You’ve got your “brown-nosers”, and you’ve got your “ass-kissers”, but when your head is this far up another person’s ass – like, what do you call this?
And … here’s what happens when you refuse to flash the crowd your fun-bags.
Ahh, so finally someone captures Aquaman. I just knew he always existed.