Signs You’re Becoming An Old Fart

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They say 40’s the new 30, 30’s the new 20, and 20’s the new … you get the point. But at some point, you’re no new anything. You’re just old AF. But how do you know you’re over-the-hill? Well, if you’re experiencing any of the following signs, then, well, it’s time to start checking out those coffins they sell at Costco right before you exit the store.
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When you stop laughing at this product when you see it on the pharmacy shelf.
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#2

When you start giving Velcro shoes a second chance.
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#3

When you don’t know what Pokemon Go is, AND, you don’t want to know.
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#4

When you have to get a colonoscopy. Regularly.
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#5

When you can’t sleep in on the weekend – even if you wanted to.
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#6

When you listen to Simply Red. Their new stuff.
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#7

You need to carry paper towels with you because your drop into the water every time you use the toilet.
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#8

The thought of eating this in the morning inflames your hemorrhoids. Oh, and you have hemorrhoids.
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#9

This is you trying to understand Snapchat.
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#10

You actually message your new Facebook friend requests.
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#11

You don’t understand the following acronyms: TBT, LMK, FMOM, NSFW, AF
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